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James. 21. Tulsa. Man. Yes.

Also a lunch lady.

(Formerly jamesthebringerofdeath.)

nathanieljams: THUNDERSNOW ICE CREAM DAY! GO GET YOURSELF AN ICE CREAM CONE AND PROTECT IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT! I think we found the father of Chubby Bubbles Girl!

nathanieljams:

THUNDERSNOW ICE CREAM DAY! GO GET YOURSELF AN ICE CREAM CONE AND PROTECT IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!

I think we found the father of Chubby Bubbles Girl!

1 day ago 12 notes

The nice thing about shotgun weddings: the bride can forever say that her wedding dress still fits.

5 days ago 3 notes

christiannightmares:

Will this young Christian boy choose to denounce Jesus or get his head chopped off instead? (For the heads up, thanks to Stephenson Billings)

1 week ago 40 notes

christiannightmares:

Stylish Christians from the ’90s warn of the evils of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Simpsons, Michael Jackson, and more (Found at Four Four)

Oh wow. Now this is a classic.

1 week ago 28 notes

the Poodle is a Hoarder

My sister is cleaning out our dog’s bed, and she found our poodle’s favorite things: zip ties, , crumpled-up origami and a bugle (chip).

We haven’t had Bugles in a couple weeks.

1 week ago 3 notes
browncoats: oppose SOPA

browncoats:

oppose SOPA

1 week ago 115 notes

Ugh. So for my Comp II class, we have to log on to the Blackboard site by each weekend, write a couple of 200-word replies to writing prompts, and go on our merry little way. Not that difficult.

Four of us actually did it. Four. Out of 30 students…four. I mean, goddammit, people. I have to lead a class discussion for half-an-hour with these deadbeats.

Pretty sure this would be easier in a nursing home. Even if Edith wets herself and Herman starts making quacking noises again.

1 week ago 5 notes
And of course, posted on the internet.

And of course, posted on the internet.

2 weeks ago 2 notes
Started the semester today, and in Composition II, we did the typical “icebreaker” where you introduce the person next to you, along with something interesting about them. Teacher gave us a few minutes to figure out what to say. I’m next to this rather nice girl, and tell her the usual routine: my name is James, I have a poodle, and lived in Taiwan for three years. She tells me her name (we’ll say “Sue”) and what she considers to be the most interesting thing about her. Her turn. “This is James, he has a poodle named Molly and has lived in Taiwan for three years!” My turn. Deep breath. ”This is Sue…and she has Type 1 Diabetes?” Seriously, that’s what she gives me. Diabetes. 

Started the semester today, and in Composition II, we did the typical “icebreaker” where you introduce the person next to you, along with something interesting about them. Teacher gave us a few minutes to figure out what to say.

I’m next to this rather nice girl, and tell her the usual routine: my name is James, I have a poodle, and lived in Taiwan for three years. She tells me her name (we’ll say “Sue”) and what she considers to be the most interesting thing about her.

Her turn. “This is James, he has a poodle named Molly and has lived in Taiwan for three years!”

My turn. Deep breath. ”This is Sue…and she has Type 1 Diabetes?”

Seriously, that’s what she gives me. Diabetes. 

2 weeks ago 3 notes

christiannightmares:

A feline organist and an incredibly creepy man offer a rendition of ‘Jesus Loves Me’ that might even give David Lynch nightmares (Found at The Daily What; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/2831264711/billy-pollard-plays-jesus-loves-me-on-the)

Well, now. Tonight’s dreams will be very interesting.

3 weeks ago 30 notes